Thursday, October 20, 2005

JOKE.....Doubt in Mahabharat

Doubt in Mahabharat :

In some remote village of India, one masterji isteaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. Heis at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. Heordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. Firstson is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...Second one is born n kansa throws him off themountain peak. Third one is born..." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up hishand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous nconfused)Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubtin mahabharata then how come u have one?" Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th childwas going to Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???Masterji fainted.........................

Luv,
JOHNIE

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