Tuesday, February 15, 2011

INSTALLING "LOVE"(so cool..)

Can You Install Love? .*#@!!@?

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer:  I can do that.  I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.  What do I do first?
CS Rep:  The first step is to open your HEART.  Have you located your
HEART ma'am?
Customer:  Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep:  What programs are running ma'am?
Customer:  Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep:  No problem.  LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from
your current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.  LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly
installed. Can you turn  those off ma'am?
Customer:  I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?
CS Rep:  My pleasure.  Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer:  Okay, I'm done.  LOVE has started installing itself
automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep:  Yes it is.  You should receive a message that says it will
reinstall for the life of your HEART.  Do you see that message?
Customer:  Yes I do.  Is it completely installed?
CS Rep:  Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:  Oops...I have an error message already.  What should I do?
CS Rep:  What does the message say?
COMPONENTS."    What does that mean?
CS Rep:  Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.  It means that
the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet
been run on your HEART.  It is one of those complicated programming
things, but In non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your
own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer:  So what should I do?
CS Rep:  Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer:  Yes, I have it.
CS Rep:  Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer:  Thank you.
CS Rep:  You're welcome.  Click on the following files and then copy
them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.  The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming.  Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:  Got it.  Hey!  My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep:  Then LOVE is installed and running.  You should be able to handle it from here. 
 LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everybody you meet.
~With Love All Things Are Possible~

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