Monday, October 31, 2005

Man life

Life

On the first day,
God created the dog and said:"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyonewho comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you alife span of twenty years.
"The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How aboutonly ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"So God agreed.

On the second day,
God created the monkey and said:"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. Forthis, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
"The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That'sa pretty long time to perform.How about I give you backten like the Dog did?"And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all day longand suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk tosupport the farmer's family. For this, I will give you alife span of sixty years.
"The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me tolive for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give backthe other forty?"And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this,I'll give you twenty years.
"But man said: "Only twenty years?
Could you possibly giveme my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten themonkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makeseighty, okay?
""Okay," said God, "You asked for it."So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, playand enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support ourfamily.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren
.And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch andbark at everyone.
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