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TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but Ithink my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff Ithink.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. Iwas actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentmy long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine
.Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have yourshoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms,see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. ..............................................................................................
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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A short article for fun..................
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 02 august 2005 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. *Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!* Your loving Hubby
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