Lets reach the Stars and Find the Gods

Good morning & Have a niceWeek ahead!

Standing for what you believe in,

Regardless of the odds against you,

And the pressure that tears at your resistance,...means courage

Keeping a smile on your face,

When inside you feel like dying,

For the sake of supporting others,...means strength

Stopping at nothing,And doing what's in your heart,

You know is right,...means determination
Doing more than is expected,

To make another's life a little more bearable,

Without uttering a single complaint,...means compassion

Helping a friend in need,No matter the time or effort,

To the best of your ability,...means loyalty

Giving more than you have,

And expecting nothingBut nothing in return,

...means selflessness

Holding your head high,

And being the best you know you can beWhen life seems to fall apart at your feet,

Facing each difficulty with the confidenceThat time will bring you better tomorrows,

And never giving up,...means confidence.

Some slogans

some good mktg slogans.........

1) Sign on a railway station at Patna:

"Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free."

2) Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She maybe your grandmother!"

3) Seen on a bulletin board:

"Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives."

4) Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

"We need your heads to run our business."

5) A traffic slogan:

"Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough-or else they never will be....."

6) Sign in a restaurant:

"All drinking water in this establishment has beenpersonally passed by the manager."

THE BEST ONE :

7) "Its God's responsibility to forgive the terroristorganizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc. Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting betweenthem and God.Indian Armed Forces"

Dont ask why I love U?

Lady : Why do you like me.. Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really love you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you love me? How can you say you like me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you.. Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you.. Now can you smile Now can you move No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason?? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

-- Johnnie

JOKES.....

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

Teacher :Because of Quaid-E-Azam's hard work what do we get on 14th August.
Student:A holiday

Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
japan

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is
my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher:Go run after it.

Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love
someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

diff b/n men and women...& joke

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TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but Ithink my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff Ithink.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. Iwas actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentmy long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine
.Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have yourshoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms,see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. ..............................................................................................


NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.

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A short article for fun..................

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 02 august 2005 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. *Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!* Your loving Hubby

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E-mail:nice one

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as the date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, nor an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email."

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you magine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"


Moral of the story
1. Internet / email is not the solution to your life.
2. If you don't have internet / email and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3. If you received this message by email, you are probably already an office boy/girl, and not any close to being a millionaire...
Have a great day!!!
P.S - Do not forward this email back to me; I am closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!!

ciao!

-- It is a risk to love. What if it does'nt work out? Ah, but what if it does.

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it ........

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens in life

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma

Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks


1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because: (a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile


3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because: (a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because: (a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because: (a) you enjoyed my disappointment (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing (c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus... (a) you were waiting for me (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus (c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because: (a) I am going to be your groom (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me (c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because: (a) to fulfill my wish (b) you like roses (c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because: (a) you want to pray along with me (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply.. love,

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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........

,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them. (a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love? (a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ? (a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ? (a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet? (a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand? (a) Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend? (a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ? (a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ? (a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of love


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Thanx & Regards

JOHNIE

JOKE.....Doubt in Mahabharat

Doubt in Mahabharat :

In some remote village of India, one masterji isteaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. Heis at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. Heordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. Firstson is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...Second one is born n kansa throws him off themountain peak. Third one is born..." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up hishand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous nconfused)Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubtin mahabharata then how come u have one?" Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th childwas going to Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT'VASUDEV' AND' DEVAKI ' IN THE SAME JAIL ???Masterji fainted.........................

Luv,
JOHNIE

day cycle of software engineer

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Day Cycle of an S.E.




void main()
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Morning may start with meditation for first few days then perhaps this activity is given up as one dont feel to get up early morning.
Brushing ! Yup an essential , but some people keep it optional.
Shaving again an optional thing but many prefer doing that.

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* Some activities might be missing.
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A cool Bath : Oh God, Nahana padega ! Another optional activity. Many use deo instead.

Choice of clothes is best from the available wardrobe.

Full Speed se office.

Free Breakfast , Yummy (after all free hai)

Thodi chai/coffee ho jaye ( ye bhi to free hai )

Work starts with checking mails. Usually millions of FWDs and few personal friends. Only few ppl say that they get official mails (Fwds from mentors)

Ok lets login to Yahoo / Msn / ........ all possible available messengers. Time for Conferences( Group / Individual).
Parallely write code ( Replies to emails )

Ok enough , Let me start work.

Sudden appearance of Boss / TL. Damm ! why he has to talk to me !

Bad luck ! sara Impression pani me behe gaya !

Sometimes frustration may result in damage to CPU / MOUSE. Such events are rare but they may happen.
Right ?

Chalta hai yaar dekh lunga jaab permanent ho jaunga , Now let me work

Are , shayad mail Aaaya hai. Wow cool Fwd Sahi yaar, Let me too fwd them to all.

Yuppy ! Lunch Khao kaho yummy

Lunch ho gaya ! Thodi chai bhi ho jaye. Kya yaar , kash ye smoke detectors nahi hote to kitna aacha hota.

Check mails. Why the hell people dont mail me. Or is POP3 Server down. Check settings.

Yaar immediately kaun kaam shuru kare , let me chat.
( Some popular Chat Topics :
Tell other coleague/friends "I got lot of work yaar no time to chat"
Gossips : GF / BF
Plans for weekend movie/trip
)

Ok whats new on net , any new utility/virus , any convertor for free or if not free is a crack available. I must be updated to have a topic to speak at weekend in friends.

Enough chatting and browsing , back to work.

Baas ek cup aur. Aaj chai badiya hai ( Its always taste the same )

thoda recreate ho lete hai

( TT Championship 2005 )
aab aa hi gaya huun to jym bhi chalte hai Ek se kya hoga, Let me try more (More weights more muscles)

Canteen me ek chakkar maar hi lete hai.

Oops almost end of day Now let me work ( Create printout / photocopies of already available code & documents smart ha !)

Shit man , ye clock itni slow kyu hai. If i go before time then impression will be bad and everyone will come to know the truth.

Yes ! Ho gaya time jane ka. Hurray !

Make few important phone calls and few personal calls ( Muje kaunsa bill bharna hai ) "I am free"


Day over

Spend an hour out, have Dinner and

} while( ! six months over);
return Sal_Hike;
}

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