why girls like boys.

Send It To Ur Gf's/Bf's/Cousins/Every Single Frend...

Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

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These are the photographs that are catched at very high speed..



This is the gunshot motion...









This is the photo of the Balloon when blasts......





This is the photos of the motion of the Gymnanstic....

somanyways to say .........

...and I mean them all!!

boys are like..........?!., '/@$#%&*?.....

Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...

So Guys if u are alone...this means that u r on top."

Someone about U.........

You are Everything To Somebody
Right now at this very minute-----------


someone
is very proud of you

someone
is thinking of you

someone
cares about you

someone
misses you

someone
wants to talk to you

someone
wants to be with you

someone
hopes you aren't in trouble


someone
is thankful for the support you have
provided

someone
wants to hold your hand

someone
hopes everything turns out all right

someone
wants you to be happy


someone
wants you to find them

someone
is celebrating your successes

someone
wants to give you a gift

someone
think you ARE a gift

someone
hopes you are not too cold, or too hot

someone
wants to hug you

someone
loves you

someone
wants to lavish you with small gifts

someone
admires your strength

someone
is thinking of you and smiling

someone
wants to be your shoulder to cry on

someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun

someone
thinks the world of you

someone
wants to protect you

someone
would do anything for you

someone
wants to be forgiven

someone
is grateful for your forgiveness

someone
wants to laugh with you about old times

someone
remembers you and wishes you were there

someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional


somebody
values your advice

someone
wants to tell you how much they care

someone
wants to stay up watching old movies with
you

someone
wants to share their dreams with you

someone
wants to hold you in their arms

someone
wants YOU to hold them in your arms

someone
treasures your spirit

someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you

someone
praises God for your friendship and love

someone
can't wait to see you

someone
wishes that things didn't have to change

someone
loves you for who you are

someone
loves the way you make them feel

someone
wants to be with you

someone
is hoping they can grow old with you

someone
hears a song that reminds them of you

someone
wants you to know they are there for you

someone
is glad that you're their friend

someone
wants to be your friend

someone
stayed up all night thinking about you

someone
is alive because of you

someone
is remorseful after losing your
friendship

someone
is wishing that you would notice them

someone
wants to get to know you better

someone
believes that you are their soul mate

someone
wants to be near you

someone
misses your guidance and advice

someone
values your guidance and advice


someone
has faith in you

someone
trusts you

someone
needs you to send them this letter

someone
needs your support

someone
needs you to have faith in them

someone
needs you to let them be your friend

someone
will cry when they read this

how a son/daughter thinks about their dad

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES :

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young .

At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts
up with him.

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scare d of my father
when I was young.

At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage
a single son.

At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.
He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years
My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the
1st.stage.

Realize the true value of your parents before its too late......... .

Difference between ..........

The difference between U and Me........

Why newton commited suicide?...

Why newton commited suicide.......GOOD ONE

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Rajinikanth movies that
had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in
physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he
had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he went Paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:
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1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
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2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.
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3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
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This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the
wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

To Bill Gates from santa singh

Hi,


Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,

only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We

checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey ye kya hi, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?

11. Are ye to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide 'Enddown'.

13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only 'NOTEPAD' , tell me fast as I lost me PEN.

14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.

15. There is 'WIN AMP' what about 'Win VOLT ', 'WinRESISTANCE '.

16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Corporate Phrases..

Competitive Salary : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Join Our Fast Paced Company : We Have no time to train you...

Casual Work Atmosphere : We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Must be deadline oriented : You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Some Overtime Required : Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Duties Will Vary : Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must Have An Eye For Detail : We have no quality control.

Career Minded : Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in Person : If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

No Phone Calls Please : We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

Seeking Candidates with a wide variety of experience : You'll need it to replace three people who just
left.

Problem-solving skills is a must : You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires Team Leadership Skills : You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Good Communication Skills : Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

I'm Extremely Adept at all manner of office organization : Ive Used Microsoft Office.

I'm Honest, Hard-working and dependable : I Pilfer Office Supplies

I Take Pride in my work : I blame others for my mistakes

I'm Personable : I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'm Extremely Professional : I carry a Day-Timer.

I'm Adaptable : I've changed jobs a lot.

I'm On The Go : I'm never at my desk.

I'm Highly Motivated to Succeed : The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.
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Women explained by engineers

Smokers day dreams

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Note: There are lot of posting of mines in this blog.The archieves are monthly. There are nearly 50 blogs in this .10 posts only be seen in this page . so, to view all the blogs click on the
month for that months archieve. and post comments on them.
hope u enjoy this blog .
thanQ.. johnie

e-mail me at : catchin_johnie@yahoo.co.in

10 reasons why i love u...

I love the way I know you'll never give up on me.

I love the way I can't imagine a day without you in my life.

I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn't know how to go on.

I love how complete I feel when I am with you.

I love the way you make me laugh.

I love your thoughtfulness.

I love your ability to speak without saying a single word.

I love the way you respect me.

I love how every time I look at you, you take my breath away.

But most of all, I love you for you!

I Love Walking In Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!

I hate U means..(women psychology)

I hate you - What a girl means



Whenever a girl says "I Hate You" she means 1 billion things. You should
not look at her "I hate you" dialog as literally "I hate you" and give
her back a "I hate you" dialog, but look at the depths of the "I hate
you" and then understand the feelings. It would be better if you just
shut up and listen to what she has to say next. I think girls are more
difficult to understand than rocket science. Few of the things she means
when she says I Hate You:



1. If she says I Hate You and then blushes, it means she is saying
I Love you.

2. If she says I Hate You and points her finger at some dress, it
means she wants you to buy that for her.

3. If she says I Hate You and she turns her back towards you, it
means she wants you to come close to her and then wisper in her ears
"come lets go out", then take her some place (it has to be bloody
romantic) where you can have a nice evening together.

4. If she says I Hate You and then gives you a big hug it means she
liked your present. This present was given to her, by you as a surprise.
You have given her a small thing as a surprise and she liked it so much
that she had to say I hate you. Weird isn't it??

5. If she says I Hate You and gives you a slap it means she loves
you lots and she is really hurt by what you have done. It could be that
you havent called her since the past 2 hours.

6. If she says I Hate You and then makes a sad face then you are
screwed man. Please refer to points 2 and 3, and do these together.

7. If she says I Hate You and doesnt talk then you might need to
consult love guru, not me idiots someone else.

8. If she SMSs you I Hate You, it doesnt mean she hate you, she is
just playing. If she really hated you, she would have never messaged
you. She just wants to start a conversation. Like all animals and men
start with, Hi, How are you? Girls can start conversation by saying, I
Hate You.



IF she says I Hate You, then guys you all should make a sadder face and
ask her in senti tone, Do you really hate me? The answer is : No dumbo,
I love you lots. I was just playing. You might, I repeat, you might have
just saved like 4 hours of your time and Rs 500. Dear, girls this is
just an attept to make "the men" aware of your I Hate You dialog and not
an attempt to stop you from saying I Hate You

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Black & White

Just stumbled upon this poem somewhere. Check it out...

When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black.......

And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray...

And you callin me Colored

women..

WOMEN :

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up for injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without new shoes so their children can have them.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all SIZES, in all colors

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth.

They bring joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.


This has been sent to you from someone who respects you as a woman. Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are.............Keep scrolling, there's more!!!!


IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN



We got off the Titanic first..

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

7 - don'ts after a......

7 dont's after a meal

* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).
* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

* Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

about "jana gana mana".....

Facts about "Jana Gana Mana" - Just a thought for the National Anthem!

How well do you know about it?
I have always wondered who/what is the "adhinayak" and "bharat hagya vidhata", whose praise are we singing.
I thought might be the Motherland India – our Mahan Bharat! Our current National Anthem "Jana Gana Mana" is sung throughout the country.

Did you know the following about our National Anthem;
well, I didn't: -

To begin with, our National Anthem, Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, was written by Rabindranath Tagore in honor of King George V and the Queen of England when they visited India in 1919.
To honor their visit Pandit Motilal Nehru had the five stanzas included, which are in praise of the King and the Queen. (And most of us think it is in the praise of our great motherland!!!
In the original Bengali verses only those provinces that were under British rule, i.e. Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, Maratha etc. were mentioned. None of the then princely states which are now an integral part of India, like Kashmir, Rajasthan, Andhra, Mysore or Kerala find any place! Also neither the Indian Ocean nor the Arabian Sea were included since they were directly under Portuguese rule at that time.

The Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka implies that King George V is the lord of the masses and Bharata Bhagya Vidhata is "the bestower of good fortune". Following is a translation of the five stanzas that glorify the King:
First stanza: (Indian) People wake up remembering your good name and ask for your blessings and they sing your glories. (Tava shubha name jaage;tava shubha aashish maage, gaaye tava jaya gaatha)
Second stanza: Around your throne people of all religions come and give their love and anxiously wait to hear your kind words.
Third stanza: Praise to the King for being the charioteer, for leading the ancient travelers beyond misery.
Fourth stanza: Drowned in the deep ignorance and suffering, poverty-stricken, unconscious country? Waiting for the wink of your eye and your mother's (the Queen's) true protection.
Fifth stanza: In your compassionate plans, the sleeping Bharat (India) will wake up. We bow down to your feet O' Queen, and glory to Rajeshwara (the King). This whole poem does not indicate any love for the Motherland but depicts a bleak picture. When you sing Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, whom are you glorifying? Certainly not the Motherland. Is it God? The poem does not indicate that. It is time now to understand the original purpose and the implication of this, rather than blindly sing as has been done over the past fifty years.
Nehru chose the present national anthem as opposed to Vande Mataram because he thought that it would be easier for the band to play!!! It was an absurd reason but Today for that matter bands have advanced and they can very well play any music. So they can as well play Vande Mataram, which is a far better composition in praise of our dear Motherland - India.Wake up, it's high time!Shouldn't Vande Mataram be our National Anthem????????

Happy diwali

HAPPY DIWALI TO EVERYBODY...JOHNIE

sardar limited

Man life

Life

On the first day,
God created the dog and said:"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyonewho comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you alife span of twenty years.
"The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How aboutonly ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"So God agreed.

On the second day,
God created the monkey and said:"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. Forthis, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.
"The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That'sa pretty long time to perform.How about I give you backten like the Dog did?"And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all day longand suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk tosupport the farmer's family. For this, I will give you alife span of sixty years.
"The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me tolive for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give backthe other forty?"And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this,I'll give you twenty years.
"But man said: "Only twenty years?
Could you possibly giveme my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten themonkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makeseighty, okay?
""Okay," said God, "You asked for it."So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, playand enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support ourfamily.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren
.And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch andbark at everyone.
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"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

some thoughts

The important part of being a manager is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you are not there.

Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.

If someone betrays you once, it's his fault. If he betrays you twice that's your fault.

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.

You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved.

You gain strength, experience and confidence by every experience where you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you cannot do.

The finest steel gets sent through the hottest furnace. In LIFE, remember that you pass this way only once! let's live life to the fullest and give it our extreme best.

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

When you are about to set sail for a long and arduous journey, it is not the promise of the wealthy or, the push of the powerful that helps you to cast the boat. It is the first word of kindness, a simple message, an almost frail word of detached wisdom that signals you to lift the oar.

Greatness lies, not in backing the known,the capable and the established. It takes greatness to extend support to an unborn dream

"If Faith wants me to have money I will have money. If Faith does not, I will not

many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is untill he fails to pass the approval test with her parents

'TRUTH is simple. Very simple-so simple that a child can understand it. In fact, so simple that only a child can understand it. Unless you become a child again you will not be able to understand it. It is an experience, not speculation.'

Becoming free is not changing yourself into someone you think you should be. Becoming free is falling in love with who you are- right now.

Do not get caught up in modifying your life, allow life to change YOU. Modification is a superficial exterior veneer, change is an inner shift in consciousness.

a small story

Small story:


Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love.



Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."



Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat,"
Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"



Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.


Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going.
When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder, Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love.



"But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

most famous people

Geography of a woman

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.

between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there." Then we have the guys... just to be fair... A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.

When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.

When they are 30, They can only stop at one station.

When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.

When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop.

When they are 60, They can't even start. How to stop?

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6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years :

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 months : Of course I love U.

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.

6 months : BACK!!

6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.

6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.

6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

6 months : Here, for you.

6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!

6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?

6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.

6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.

6 months : You bought a new dress again???

6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??

6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?

6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

6 months : I like this movie.

6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself

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horoscope test

Horoscope Test

See if you can be true to your self.

If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good - Write your answers on a piece of paper.

No cheating !!!The answers are at the bottom of this page .

No cheating please.

Questions:-

1. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green,yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Your favorite number? 6. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

8. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)

Answers

1. If you choose: -

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive.

Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K:- You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R:- You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z:- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar:- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June:- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep:- You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec:- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose.....

Black:- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White:- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

6. If you chose:

Sydney: You like adventure.

Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

7. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

8. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday