Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris = Carpet factory
Three Kashmiris = Terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris = Shoot-at-sight order
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris = Carpet factory
Three Kashmiris = Terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris = Shoot-at-sight order
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = Priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U..S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U..S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Mallu
One Mallu = Coconut stall
Two Mallus = A boat race
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket
Four Mallus = Oil slick
UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = A milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas = Halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas = A fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas = Mosque-destruction squad
Gujju
One Gujju = Share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus = Rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus = Stock market scam
Two Gujjus = Rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus = Stock market scam
Andhraite
One Andhraite = Chili farmer
Two Andhraites = Software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites = Song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = Footpath vada-pav stall
Two Mumbaikars= Film studio
Three Mumbaikars = Slum
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour
Sindhi
One Sindhi = Currency racket
Two Sindhis = Papad factory
Three Sindhis = Duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
One Sindhi = Currency racket
Two Sindhis = Papad factory
Three Sindhis = Duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
Marwari
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community
Haryanavi
One Haryanavi = Tube light
Two Haryanavis = Agriculture
Three Haryannavis = Laathi squad
Four Haryanavis = Actually just one was enough
One Haryanavi = Tube light
Two Haryanavis = Agriculture
Three Haryannavis = Laathi squad
Four Haryanavis = Actually just one was enough
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis = Booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis = Train capture.
Four Biharis = Caste riots
Five Biharis = Entire literate population of Patna
Bengali
One Bengali = Poet
Two Bengalis = A film society
Three Bengalis = Political party
Four Bengalis = Two political parties
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
One Bengali = Poet
Two Bengalis = A film society
Three Bengalis = Political party
Four Bengalis = Two political parties
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = Combined IQ equal to one
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = Combined IQ equal to one
Kannadiga
One Kannadiga = Deve Gowda
Two Kannadigas = Deve Gowda with his son Kumarswamy
Three Kannadigas = Rivals of Deve Gowda family
Four Kannadigas = Total no of Kannadigas in Bengaluru
Two Kannadigas = Deve Gowda with his son Kumarswamy
Three Kannadigas = Rivals of Deve Gowda family
Four Kannadigas = Total no of Kannadigas in Bengaluru