Great Thoughts about our life,.............
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open
Friday, March 17, 2006
Monday, March 06, 2006
plz..don't think logical(just fun)....
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"...
...
....
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
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whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath,
but he hasn' t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around ..
what can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ' c' .
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how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
...
...
1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
next one
>>
hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
..
...
..
1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door
there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
them turned out, except one. who was it and why??
.
.
.the elephant... u put it in the refridgerator, remember
now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
.
.
.
.
.
it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
are there..so u can cross easily...
Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
whi ch animal and which brand?
Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
pasand!!!)
Suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose
u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something
away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the
load??
...
...
the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he
is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
........
...........
guess why????????
..........
.........
.........
the elephant falls on him.......
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think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"...
...
....
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
_____________________________________________________________________
whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
____________________________________________________________________
A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath,
but he hasn' t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around ..
what can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ' c' .
____________________________________________________________________
how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
...
...
1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
next one
>>
hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
..
...
..
1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door
there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
them turned out, except one. who was it and why??
.
.
.the elephant... u put it in the refridgerator, remember
now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
.
.
.
.
.
it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
are there..so u can cross easily...
Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
whi ch animal and which brand?
Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
pasand!!!)
Suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose
u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something
away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the
load??
...
...
the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he
is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
........
...........
guess why????????
..........
.........
.........
the elephant falls on him.......
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Friday, February 24, 2006
Signs Of Falling In Love
The 12 Signs of Falling In Love Message:
12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and
faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around
you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and
faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around
you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
A diff love letter
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),
you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) .
I always BPL (believe in the best) and
you know that i am a Knowledge Infotech guy (your right sourcing partner) .
you are SANSUI (better than the best) .
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA
(delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is
KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones) .
If our fathers say no, we will be WIPRO (applying thoughts), we will run away
and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA
(connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each
other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is
DAIRY MILK (real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) . So never forget me.
Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
Yours
LG (digitally yours).
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you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) .
I always BPL (believe in the best) and
you know that i am a Knowledge Infotech guy (your right sourcing partner) .
you are SANSUI (better than the best) .
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA
(delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is
KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones) .
If our fathers say no, we will be WIPRO (applying thoughts), we will run away
and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA
(connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each
other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is
DAIRY MILK (real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) . So never forget me.
Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
Yours
LG (digitally yours).
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SKIN TYPE
What's your skin type?
=Get Ahead and first identify your skin type.
Dry, oily, normal skin. You have come across these terms, especially on the packaging of skin products, but you have no idea which type yours fits into.
Imagine buying a cream meant for oily skin when you actually have dry skin. Disaster!
That is why it is important to know your skin type, to choose the correct treatment for your skin.
Here is a simple method to identify your skin type. You can do this at home:
i. Cleanse your skin with a cleanser meant for normal skin (cleansers are available at any chemist or cosmetic store. Make sure the packaging mentions the word 'normal').
ii. Use a toner on your skin (toners are also freely available at chemists/ cosmetic stores).
iii. Blot the skin dry with a soft flannel cloth.
Now, examine your skin closely.
How does your skin look and feel?
i. Does it feel elastic? That is, it does not pull when you smile, frown, sneeze, etc.
You have no acne and your skin is not sensitive.
Skin type: You have healthy/ Normal skin.
ii. Do you feel a certain tightness and a lack of stretchiness in your skin?
Does your skin look powdery, flaky and lack shine?
Skin type: You have Dry skin.
iii. You notice an oily sheen on the skin.
Skin type: You have Oily skin.="Clean
iv. You notice a zone of persistent redness, broken capillaries and you are generally sensitive to skin products.
Skin type: You have a condition called Acne, which basically means that you have pimples on your face.
v. You have oily skin all over but your skin feels dry around the cheeks and neck.
OR
You have dry skin all over and you have acne.
OR
You have oily skin all over but you have acne.
Skin type: You have Combination skin.
Remember: You must know your skin type before you buy products for your skin.
=Get Ahead and first identify your skin type.
Dry, oily, normal skin. You have come across these terms, especially on the packaging of skin products, but you have no idea which type yours fits into.
Imagine buying a cream meant for oily skin when you actually have dry skin. Disaster!
That is why it is important to know your skin type, to choose the correct treatment for your skin.
Here is a simple method to identify your skin type. You can do this at home:
i. Cleanse your skin with a cleanser meant for normal skin (cleansers are available at any chemist or cosmetic store. Make sure the packaging mentions the word 'normal').
ii. Use a toner on your skin (toners are also freely available at chemists/ cosmetic stores).
iii. Blot the skin dry with a soft flannel cloth.
Now, examine your skin closely.
How does your skin look and feel?
i. Does it feel elastic? That is, it does not pull when you smile, frown, sneeze, etc.
You have no acne and your skin is not sensitive.
Skin type: You have healthy/ Normal skin.
ii. Do you feel a certain tightness and a lack of stretchiness in your skin?
Does your skin look powdery, flaky and lack shine?
Skin type: You have Dry skin.
iii. You notice an oily sheen on the skin.
Skin type: You have Oily skin.="Clean
iv. You notice a zone of persistent redness, broken capillaries and you are generally sensitive to skin products.
Skin type: You have a condition called Acne, which basically means that you have pimples on your face.
v. You have oily skin all over but your skin feels dry around the cheeks and neck.
OR
You have dry skin all over and you have acne.
OR
You have oily skin all over but you have acne.
Skin type: You have Combination skin.
Remember: You must know your skin type before you buy products for your skin.
3 things in life
Three Things In Life
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back
Time, Words & Opportunity
Three things in life that may never be lost
Peace, Hope & Honesty.
Three things in life that are most valuable
Love, Self-confidence & Friends
Three things in life that are never certain
Dreams, Success & Fortune
Three things that make a man
Hard work, Sincerity & Commitment
Three things in life that can destroy a man
Wine, Pride & Anger
I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today;
to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way.
His love is always with you, His promises are true.
And when you give Him all your cares, you know He'll see you through.
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Three things in life that, once gone, never come back
Time, Words & Opportunity
Three things in life that may never be lost
Peace, Hope & Honesty.
Three things in life that are most valuable
Love, Self-confidence & Friends
Three things in life that are never certain
Dreams, Success & Fortune
Three things that make a man
Hard work, Sincerity & Commitment
Three things in life that can destroy a man
Wine, Pride & Anger
I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today;
to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way.
His love is always with you, His promises are true.
And when you give Him all your cares, you know He'll see you through.
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Friday, February 10, 2006
Sorry greetings
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LOVE Messages
Love Text Messages......
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u,1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u,1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u,but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If luvs a disease den im very ill,but i dont want medicine,i wont take no pill,i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies,although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Ur only mine wen i dream,wen i wake i wanna scream,ur not mine im all alone,i can only text u on my fone,do dreams lie or r dey true,i hope so cos babes i want u!
Girl ur clever,girl ur smart,girl ur like a work of art,girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is mine!
It takes 2 to tango,2 to kiss,2 to talk & remenisce,so many good things cum in 2,& one of those things is me & u!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,a blessing dats rare & true,dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
R we friends or r we not,U told me once but i 4got,of all d m8s ive eva met,ur d 1 i wont 4get,& if i die b4 u do,i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
I miss u wen ur far away,I think about u every nite & day,Even if we cant b 2gether,I will miss u now & forever!
True luv is hard 2 find,Special 1,1 of a kind,But the luv inside of me is true,It appeared the day i met you!
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true,i woodnt b here id b wiv u,Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart,But ull always remain in my heart!
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
i ! asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden,i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean,i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!
Ull always be mine,4 now & 4ever,Ull always be mine,4 u r my treasure,Ull always be mine,Please tell me its true,Please be mine 4ever,ill always luv u!
Weve gone our own way,our lives grew apart,& weve made a life wiv another,but despite of how far apart we grew,2 me there still is no other!
So btween da miles & btween da years,its inevitable but its true,dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight,those words run thru my head day & nite,i dreamt u held me & made me see,dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
1000 words 1 cood say,1000 wishes 1 cood pray,1000 miles legs cood walk,1000 sounds a mouth cood talk,1000 times ill b true,1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine,ill help u out ! netime,2 see u hurt,2 see u cry,makes me weep & wanna die,ill b right here,til d end,cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
God in heaven,God above,please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:),sealed with a kiss, i love my friend whos reading this xx
Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk by? why do stars fall from da sky? cause like me they want 2 b near u!
If water was a kiss id send u the sea,if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!
Kissing you baby is my dream,Im the strawberry & ur the cream,Handle me gently keep me real keen,U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park,but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
I believe that God above,created u for me to luv,he picked you out from all the rest,cos he knew id luv you the best!
Dreams r2b 4goten,reality to b lived,desires 2b! fulfilled,& destiny 2b reached,where it began,where will it end,friends from da start,friends til da end!
Friends r angels that come from above,sent by god 4 me 2 luv,so wen u r lonely,sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
There are 3 steps to happy happiness, 1 you, 2 me, 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u,1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u,1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u,but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If luvs a disease den im very ill,but i dont want medicine,i wont take no pill,i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies,although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Ur only mine wen i dream,wen i wake i wanna scream,ur not mine im all alone,i can only text u on my fone,do dreams lie or r dey true,i hope so cos babes i want u!
Girl ur clever,girl ur smart,girl ur like a work of art,girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is mine!
It takes 2 to tango,2 to kiss,2 to talk & remenisce,so many good things cum in 2,& one of those things is me & u!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,a blessing dats rare & true,dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
R we friends or r we not,U told me once but i 4got,of all d m8s ive eva met,ur d 1 i wont 4get,& if i die b4 u do,i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
I miss u wen ur far away,I think about u every nite & day,Even if we cant b 2gether,I will miss u now & forever!
True luv is hard 2 find,Special 1,1 of a kind,But the luv inside of me is true,It appeared the day i met you!
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true,i woodnt b here id b wiv u,Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart,But ull always remain in my heart!
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
i ! asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden,i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean,i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!
Ull always be mine,4 now & 4ever,Ull always be mine,4 u r my treasure,Ull always be mine,Please tell me its true,Please be mine 4ever,ill always luv u!
Weve gone our own way,our lives grew apart,& weve made a life wiv another,but despite of how far apart we grew,2 me there still is no other!
So btween da miles & btween da years,its inevitable but its true,dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight,those words run thru my head day & nite,i dreamt u held me & made me see,dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
1000 words 1 cood say,1000 wishes 1 cood pray,1000 miles legs cood walk,1000 sounds a mouth cood talk,1000 times ill b true,1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine,ill help u out ! netime,2 see u hurt,2 see u cry,makes me weep & wanna die,ill b right here,til d end,cos ur my luv & my bestfriend
God in heaven,God above,please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:),sealed with a kiss, i love my friend whos reading this xx
Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk by? why do stars fall from da sky? cause like me they want 2 b near u!
If water was a kiss id send u the sea,if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!
Kissing you baby is my dream,Im the strawberry & ur the cream,Handle me gently keep me real keen,U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park,but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
I believe that God above,created u for me to luv,he picked you out from all the rest,cos he knew id luv you the best!
Dreams r2b 4goten,reality to b lived,desires 2b! fulfilled,& destiny 2b reached,where it began,where will it end,friends from da start,friends til da end!
Friends r angels that come from above,sent by god 4 me 2 luv,so wen u r lonely,sad n blue remember ill be there for u!
There are 3 steps to happy happiness, 1 you, 2 me, 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
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