How’s it ever going to get better if all the Indians lucky enough to have been educated run off to other countries, right?

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris = Carpet factory
Three Kashmiris = Terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris = Shoot-at-sight order

Tamil-Brahmin
 

One Tam-Brahm = Priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U..S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mallu

 
One Mallu = Coconut stall
Two Mallus = A boat race
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket
Four Mallus = Oil slick

UP Bhaiyya

 
One UP bhaiyya = A milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas = Halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas = A fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas = Mosque-destruction squad

Gujju
 

One Gujju = Share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus = Rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus = Stock market scam

Andhraite

 
One Andhraite = Chili farmer
Two Andhraites = Software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites = Song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie

Mumbaikar

 
One Mumbaikar = Footpath vada-pav stall
Two Mumbaikars= Film studio
Three Mumbaikars = Slum
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour

Sindhi
One Sindhi = Currency racket
Two Sindhis = Papad factory
Three Sindhis = Duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association

Marwari
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community

Haryanavi
One Haryanavi = Tube light
Two Haryanavis = Agriculture
Three Haryannavis = Laathi squad
Four Haryanavis = Actually just one was enough

Bihari

 
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis = Booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis = Train capture.
Four Biharis = Caste riots
Five Biharis = Entire literate population of Patna

Bengali
One Bengali = Poet
Two Bengalis = A film society
Three Bengalis = Political party
Four Bengalis = Two political parties
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = Combined IQ equal to one

Kannadiga

One Kannadiga = Deve Gowda
Two Kannadigas = Deve Gowda with his son Kumarswamy
Three Kannadigas = Rivals of Deve Gowda family
Four Kannadigas = Total no of Kannadigas in Bengaluru

The Great Albert Einstein Stories

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(1) One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein’s driver, who often sat at the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back in his driver’s uniform.
Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult question by a member of the audience. “Well, the answer to that question is quite simple,” he casually replied. “I bet my driver, sitting up at the back there, could answer it!”

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(2) Albert Einstein’s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work. “Why should I?” he would invariably argue. “Everyone knows me there.” When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. “Why should I?” said Einstein. “No one knows me there!”

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(3)Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity. “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour,” he once declared. “Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity!”

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(4)When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein’s home. The driver said “Who does not know Einstein’s address? Everyone in Princeton knows.Do you want to meet him?. Einstein replied “I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there? “The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.

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(5)Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it.
The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.’

Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going.’

Talk is cheap. Especially when coming from politicians.

New units of Indian Rupee

Government of India has decided that the new units of money measurement are needed.

Lacs & Crores no longer work ~ too many zero’s to handle; we have to reckon with Lac crores, etc.

As part of globalisation, one unit which works best is $Bn. Makes it easier for all to benchmark against their local systems but for India another simpler system also emerges

New Units of Money

The huge amounts mentioned in the recent scams have an upside: they have given us convenient new units for communicating large figures:

New Indian Currency Units 1000 Crores = 1 Radia (10000000000 )

10 Radia = 1 Kalmadi (10000 Crores=100000000000)

10 Kalmadi = 1 Raja (1 lac Crores=1000000000000)

100 Raja = 1 Sonia (100000000000000)

This will make it easier for us tocomprehend and communicate large numbers.

For example:

* Anil Ambani’s new home in Pali Hill will cost Rs 4.5 Radias.

* India’s total annual subsidy on kerosene is Rs 2 Kalmadis.

* ONGC’s annual output is worth Rs 1.2 Rajas.

* India’s loss in the 3G scam is approximately Rs 1.7 Rajas.

* Poor Pramod Mahajan left behind only Rs 1.4 Radias.

* Indian corrupted people money savings in Swiss Bank is more than Rs 1 Sonia.

February 14th must be declared Single Awareness Day.

Grandeur and Complexity of the English language.

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: “I hit him in the eye yesterday.”

The word is “ONLY”.

The Message:

1.ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)

2.I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)

3.I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)

4.I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)

5.I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)

6.I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn’t have another eye..)

7.I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)

8.I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)

Receive free cricket world cup 2011 sms alerts

For all you Cricket Crazy people, we have come up with a list of services, using which you can receive Free Cricket SMS Alerts. Cricket World Cup 2011, will commence on 19th February and I am sure you don't want to miss it. You can use any of the services you like to receive Cricket SMS Alerts for free.

Alertrix - To subscribe, you need to send a SMS - CRI to 56070. You will be charged one time cost of sending a premium SMS on 56070 which may vary from Rs. 1 to 3, depending on your mobile operator, after subscription all the incoming crickets score alerts will be free of cost. You can also sign up for these alerts by visiting Alertrix.com. Apart from cricket Alertrix provide lots of other free sms alerts also.

zestu - To receive Cricket Scores on SMS, you need to register with zestu by visiting zestu.com. Just like Alertrix zestu also provide a variety of Free SMS Alerts other than cricket. Once you sign up, login to your zestu account and choose Cricket Alerts to receive free Cricket updates on your mobile.

SMSGYAN -  To subscribe, you need to send a SMS - Worldcup to 56161. You will be charged one time cost of sending a premium SMS on 56161 which may vary from Rs. 1 to 3, depending on your mobile operator, after subscription all the incoming crickets score alerts will be free of cost.

SMSGUPSHUP - Many sms group owners on smsgupshup are also providing cricket news, match schedules, scores and results. So visit smsgupshup.com - search for some cricket groups and join the ones you like. To join any group at smsgupshup.com SMS - JOIN "Groupname" to 567678 You can also join groups by visiting smsgupshup.com or m.smsgupshup.com

Google SMS - Using Just like smsgupshup many sms group owners on Google SMS are providing the same. One such group is CRICLIVE. To subscribe to it SMS - ON CRICLIVE to 09870-80-7070. You can also for cricket related sms groups and subscribe to the ones you like. Apart for subscription to various groups you can also receive 'On-Demand'- SMS Alerts from Google. Just SMS - CRI to 9-77-33-00000

txtWeb - Similar to Group SMS websites. You can get World Cup alerts from txtWeb by sending a SMS - @CRICBUZZ to 92433-42000

PS : These services are available only in India

Are you Really a Geek: Try The Geek Clock

Oh yeah The Geek Clock…and i Bet that before you try to find out what is the time 2 to 3 hours would have gone and you might end up solving laborious mathematical equations and finally you might be thinking of throwing it out of your home but beside all that the clock looks relly geeky and after solving for all the hours and minutes you can impress your friends by telling the right time. Just Joking

You can own this clock for just $25 and for your ease the package also have a cheat sheet with it which can help you in finding the correct Answer i mean the right time.

What Women Want From Men

Here's what women want from men

1. When we talk 'listen', it shows us that you care about our feelings.

2. Men should be smart enough and understand that not all our bad moods are connected to PMS-ing.

3. Guys, developing an EQ (Emotional quotient) would help. That however, does not mean that they need to cry at the drop of a hat, it just means you need to be more sensitive towards us.

4. With women communication is the key, so try and talk to us often.

5. Here are some traits we wish men would display – chivalry, making an extra effort with our friends and family, because we do the same!

6. Cook for us once in a while – this one may sound like a cliche, but we love surprises so an occasional effort wouldn't hurt, would it?

7. Your machoism is not directly proportional to the speed at which you drive your car. Rash driving is so uncool.

8. Be protective, not possessive, hear that?

9. We need our man to proclaim love all the time and we leave it to you as to how you wish to show it.

10. Remember the quickest way to lose a woman is to lie to her; so be honest.

Some Interesting Facts About Google’s Logo

• Following graphic contains some interesting facts about Google’s Logo 

Great Blog trend statistics

Every year Technorati.com publishes the State of the Blogosphere always gives some eyeopening stats on the business and culture of blogging globally. While we wait for 2010 to end and this year’s report to be publish, have a look at these trend stats from 009. Very inspiring and indicative anyway:

* More than 133,000,000 blogs have been indexed by Technorati since 2002
* 77% of Internet users read blogs according to Universal McCann
* Two-thirds of Bloggers are male (Ladies, What is up? Get a Blogging!)
* More than half are married and more than half are parents.
* 60% are 18-44 * 75% have college degrees and 40% have graduate degrees
* One in four has an annual household income of $100K
* Around half of Bloggers are working on at least their second blog
* 68% have been blogging for two years or more
* 86% have been blogging for at least a year
* 70% of all respondents say that personal satisfaction is a way they measure the success of their blog
* 72% say they blog in order to share their expertise.
* 61% say they blog in order to supplement their income.
* 53% of professional Bloggers are interested in attracting new clients from blogging.
* 72% of those who are self-employed and blogging are interested in attracting new clients.
* 57% say that their future plans include blogging even more (including 74% of 18-24 year olds).
* Part-Timers, Pros, and Self-Employed Bloggers are blogging as much as or more than ever (73%, 76% and 80%, respectively), while Hobbyists are blogging somewhat less.
* 15% of Bloggers spend 10 or more hours each week blogging.
* One in five Bloggers report updating on a daily basis.
* The most common rate of updating is 2-3 times per week.
* The majority of blogs use tags (85%).
* 82% of respondents say that they post photos to their blog, making images the most popular form of multimedia.
* Bloggers participate in an average of 5 activities to drive traffic to their blogs.
* 72% of respondents are classified as Hobbyists, meaning that they report no income related to blogging
* 56% say that their blog has helped their company establish a positioning as a thought leader within the industry.
* 58% say that they are better-known in their industry because of their blog

How to schedule a post in Blogger

Here's a little tutorial on how to schedule a post in Blogger (Blogspot) for a specific time and day.

This is useful if you want a post to go live at a certain time but will not be available to hit the publish button yourself (such as if you want your Carnival post to go live just after midnight but you'll be asleep by then).

It can also help your blog maintain a businesslike image if you schedule all or certain important posts to go live at a predictable time each day or week (such as a giveaway linky that readers can count on to show up at 9:00 a.m. each Thursday, for example).

1. Click on "Post Options" at the bottom of the posting box.
You can click on any of these pictures to see them bigger.



Before you schedule, make sure your post is exactly the way you want it to go live. Use the "Preview" function that's next to "Edit HTML" at the top of this box.

If everything looks good? Then click "Post Options" to expand the drop-down options menu.

2. Click on "Scheduled At" to show the schedule box.

The default is "Automatic," which posts at the date and time you click "Publish Post."

However, you can choose your own posting date and time by clicking "Scheduled At." It will drop down a new box.

3. Fill in your preferred date and time.

To schedule a post, fill in the date and time you want your post to go live — for instance, 12:01 AM on the carnival day as a suggestion!

For U.S. English settings, at least, the formatting is "(M)M/DD/YY" for the date and "(H)H:MM AM/PM" for the time. (Note: The time zone is whatever your settings are set at. You can change the time zone at Settings --> Formatting --> Time Zone.)

Then click "Publish Post." Now your post is scheduled! It will go live at the time you scheduled.

4. Receive a confirmation that your post is scheduled.

Once you click "Publish Post," you will be rerouted to the "Edit Posts" page.

There will be a highlighted confirmation at the top telling you your post will be published at the date and time you specified. Check that it's correct.

In the list of posts, your scheduled post will have "scheduled" next to the date. Again, make sure the date is correct.

If you need to make changes, click on "Edit Post" and repeat the steps. Make sure to click "Publish Post" again if you want to reschedule. If you click "Save as Draft," it will unschedule your post and save it instead.

5. My version of Blogger looks different!

If you have an older version of Blogger, it will look something like this instead:


It's actually just as easy or even easier to schedule in the older version. Once you click on "Post Options," you'll automatically see the date and time boxes. Just fill in your preferred date and time and click "Publish Post" to schedule.

(Note: You can switch to the Updated Editor under Settings --> Basic --> Select post editor.)

Warnings about scheduling your post

• Be careful that your post is completely ready. Use the Preview function (at the top your post box next to "Edit HTML") to make sure everything will look the way you want it to when it goes live if you won't be around to check and make changes.
• If you want to edit your post in any way before the scheduled date, you must click "Publish Post" again when you're done to reschedule the publishing. If you change your mind and don't want it to publish automatically, however, you can click "Save as Draft" instead. That will switch it to the usual draft form.

J@Y

How to add "Read More" jump tags in Blogger

My new favorite thing in Blogger? Adding "read more" tags to posts.


 I'd seen this feature on WordPress and other blogs before but hadn't realized it was a Blogger feature, too. 
I think it's been here for donkey's years, but I was slow to catch on to the benefits!

Here's a little tutorial that will explain "read more" links and let you know why and how you should add them!
If u ppl know this already u may skip this one...

What's a "read more" tag?

The "read more" link is at the bottom of the post that's been truncated. When you click on it, it links to the original article URL plus the #more tag at the end.In this case, this link http://crajay.blogspot.com/2011/02/4-steps-to-increase-your-blog-traffic.html#more.

So if you're reading from a page and choose to "read more," you will get popped into the article at the point where you left off. On the other hand, if you click on the URL as a whole from another source (in a blog reader or from a Tweet, for instance), you'll see that the "more" tag is undetectable when the post is expanded.

Then it simply shows you the post as a whole, and the "more" coding is invisible.

Why do I want "read more" tags?

Scanning and searching is easier

The biggest reason is to make pages that encompass a lot of posts less cumbersome for readers to scroll through and find what they want. This is true for your home page as well as any category/label search pages.

By contrast, I went to a label where I hadn't yet added jump tags, and only six posts loaded, in their entirety. That makes it a lot harder for readers looking for a particular article to comb through your category tags, particularly if you have a lot of articles shuffled into a particular category. They have to keep clicking on "Older Posts" at the bottom of the page, again and again and again, in the hopes of finding the one article they're looking for.

I was going to show you the difference between the two ("read more" tags vs. no "read more" tags), but I plan to change all mine over as I have time. The best method I can think of, if you don't have "read more" tags yourself and you're on Blogger, is to load your own homepage or a category page and see how clunky it is to wade through it all.

More information, less space

The other benefit, and it's related, is that you can show highlights from more articles on a single page. For instance, I used to have to keep my Hobo Mama homepage at a maximum of four posts (under Settings --> Formatting --> "Show at most X posts on the main page"). My posts tend to be long and have a lot of images, so it took too long to load more than that and sometimes the multiple javascripts would interfere with certain browsers.

With the "read more" jump tags, however, I can keep each individual post down to a manageable excerpt size and therefore safely and conveniently show more total posts on a page at once, making it more likely that a visitor will see something enticing.

How do I get me some of that sweet "read more" action?

So you're convinced! Now, how to add in those "read more" tags to your own posts? Fortunately, it's easy!

(Click on images to see them larger.)

It's easiest to do in "Compose" mode¹, because there's a little icon right there to press! As you can see in the top row of this screenshot, the icon looks like a page that's been ripped in half, symbolizing that a portion of the post is before the jump and a portion after.

Once you click the icon, this gray-with-black-dotted line pops into your post to show you where the jump will fall. You can delete it or copy and paste it elsewhere if you change your mind.


Alternatively, if you're in Edit HTML mode¹ (I tend to write in HTML view, so I think that's why I didn't notice the "read more" icon for so long!), you can type in the HTML code for a jump yourself:

<!--more-->

Just copy and paste that HTML coding tidbit wherever you want your jump link to appear.

To make things easier on me, I actually created a draft post with just that code in it that I saved with a date in the future so it's always at the top of my drafts list. Then, whenever I need the "read more" code, I can just open the draft and copy and paste. Another option I just thought of is to add it to your Post Template box, which makes things even easier in the long run as you're composing new posts in Edit HTML view. Simply go to Settings --> Formatting --> Post Template, paste it in and save your settings. I pasted in <br><br><br><br><!--more--> so it wouldn't be at the very top. Then the coding will show up in every new post — just make sure to move it where you want to before you publish a post!

Jump around!

A couple final notes:

I've heard that some older or nonstandard Blogger templates don't work automatically with the "read more" tags, so you might have to update or tweak your template in that case. My Hobo Mama template was automatically outfitted with the functionality and worked with no further fiddling on my part, but this template is not working. However, I want to upgrade my template here, anyway, so I'll deal with that later. If you're also having problems, let me know and I'll try to help you out!

Since you can't conveniently add custom excerpts yet for articles in Blogger the way you can in WordPress, you might want to hone your skills at writing opening paragraphs that can function as an overarching preview for the article to come. 

I know I'm guilty of rambling on for awhile at the beginning of my posts (it's fun!) before getting to the point. But if you know that your before-the-jump paragraphs are all readers will see to choose whether or not to click and read further, you might find yourself making sure those opening paragraphs are concise and tempting enough to lure readers in further. 

 Along the same lines, you might want any opening images to be pertinent, since whatever is up at the top is what will show. (Of course, you choose where the jump goes, so you can ultimately arrange it however you'd like!)

Rest assured, too, that anyone clicking on a URL from another source (such as Twitter or Facebook) or following your feed in a reader or email subscription will see the full post. These "read more" tags don't affect anyone clicking on a regular post link, only people browsing your home site or a category search page. To my point of view, those are exactly the times you want readers exposed to a wide variety of articles, so that's perfect for my needs.

If you want to make sure that the "read more" tag doesn't put extra spaces and line breaks into your post, simply don't add them in! You can smush the "read more" coding right up against any other words or html, without any extra spaces or line breaks around it, and the break will happen there as planned.

Enjoy your "read more" tags — your readers will!

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How I doubled my followers on Twitter in 24hrs in 5 steps

Hey I can’t believe it either but I doubled the number of followers .I had on Twitter in 24hrs and then I looked back on that I did and had to share it with you. There are many methods to achieving this of course but I’m sharing what worked for me – moving from about 50 followers.

1. I added by picture. Since opening a twitter account I’ve kept the area for the profile pic, generic and didn’t think much of it. I had read in an article that adding a picture makes you more human, clearly and it makes it easier for people to connect to you. I get that.

2. I doubled the number of people I was following. I love the direct connection I have to people who tweet great links to articles, webinars and other information. So I added quite a few more people and sites I wanted to get great tweets from – ranging from some more of my favourite bloggers, TV stations I watch, magazines I read and a number of wild cards too. The list was varied – Caribbean, American and European.

3. I started tweeting regularly and meaningfully. Sometimes we take for granted that because we know about a website, a trend, a product, a statistic that lots of other people do too. I’ve always loved connecting people to other people and useful information I know. I’ve been blogging for 5 years, but my Caribbean Technology Blog, SiliconCaribe.com is almost two years old – my niche is the global Caribbean Web – what Caribbean people and companies are doing online and also what kind of impact is everything else having on the Caribbean. Also when I tweet it’s also reflected immediately on my Facebook account on which I have just over 500 friends and business colleagues and clients. I tend to get lots of comments on the tweets I post there.

4. I became a member of groups on facebook and orkut: There again I found a new audience who found the links and information I was sharing as new and interesting, they became quick converts and therefore my followers.

5. I added my profile pic on twitterpic.com a site where you shares your photos on twitter.
I did all this while pulling all nighter. Literally by early morning my number of followers doubled.

Try these and any other tactics you may find useful and share some with us here.
Hey follow me on twitter – www.twitter.com/johnieurs

by,

J@Y

30 Blog’s That Make A Lot Of Money Online

Check out the TOP EARNING BLOGS list below. .

These are the top 30 blogs which had more 

income...

Rank	Website	Owner	Monthly Earnings	Main Income
1	Techcrunch	Michael Arrington	$400,000	Advertising Banners
2	Mashable	Pete Cashmore	$560,000	Advertising Banners
3	Perez Hilton	Mario Lavandeira	$450,000	Advertising Banners
4	Timothy Sykes	Timothy Sykes	$150,000	Affiliate Sales
5	Tuts Plus	Collis Taeed	$110,000	Membership Area
6	Gothamist	Jake Dobkin	$110,000	Pay Per Click
7	The Huffington Post	Arianna Huffington	$2,330,000	Pay Per Click
8	Car Advice	Alborz Fallah	$70,000	Advertising Banners
9	Venture Beat	Matt Marshall	$62,000	Pay Per Click
10	Slash Gear	Ewdison Then	$60,000	Pay Per Click
11	Life Hacker	Nick Denton	$60,000	Advertising Banners
12	Smashing Magazine	Vitaly Friedman	$190,000	Advertising Banners
13	Dooce	Heather B. Armstrong	$50,000	Pay Per Click
14	Steve Pavlina	Steve Pavlina	$45,000	Pay Per Click
15	TPM	Josh Marshall	$45,000	Pay Per Click
16	Talking Point Memo	Joshua Micah Marshall	$45,000	Advertising Banners
17	Problogger	Darren Rowse	$40,000	Advertising Banners
18	JohnChow	John Chow	$35,000	Affiliate Sales
19	Kotaku	Nick Denton	$32,000	Advertising Banners
20	Shoemoney	Jeremy Schoemaker	$30,000	Private Advertising
21	Coolest Gadgets	Allan Carlton	$30,000	Advertising Banners
22	Joystiq	AOL	$18,000	CPM Advertising
23	PC Mech	David Risley	$16,000	Affiliate Sales
24	Freelance Switch	Collis Ta’eed	$15,000	Membership Area
25	Abduzeedo	Fabio Sasso	$12,000	Advertising Banners
26	Sizlopedia	Saad Hamid	$11,000	Pay Per Click
27	Overhead in New York	Michael Malice	$9,000	Advertising Banners
28	Noupe	Noupe	$8,000	Advertising Banners
29	Retire at 21	Michael Dunlop	$5,000	Affiliate Sales
30	Uber Affiliate	Paul Bourque	$4,500	Second Tear Affiliates

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The Longer You’re Not Taking Action, The More Money Your Losing

I have helped tens of thousands of people start to make money online from blogging. The biggest issue I see across all my students is consistency and procrastination, if you want to make it in any business you got to actually start and then keep at it. Although I have had several websites that have made me a lot of money over night, this is not always the case, in fact quite the opposite with some blogs, so remember don’t give up to soon.

The first thing you need to do after visiting this page is to sign up for my FREE 7 day eCourse to making money online, this basically teaches you how I created IncomeDiary and how you can do it yourself to make a full time income (and more) from your own blog. Next I recommend you check out some of the eBooks I recommend, educating yourself is so important, even now that I am somewhat a success, I keep re-educating myself, every single day. You might want to start with Rob Benwell’sBlogging to the Bank eBook or Yaro Starks Blog Mastermind membership website.

How They Make Money From Blogging

Their is over a dozen methods these top blogger’s are using to monetize their blog, different techniques for each niche. Some niche’s are easier to promote products to, some have high paying keywords and some are easy to drive millions of visitors easy month! Bellow is a run down on some of the techniques used.

Advertising Banners By far the most popular advertising method so far in 2009. A great new service called BuySellAds take care of finding you advertisers and takes care of all the process for a small 25% which is well worth it!
CPM Advertising This method is really popular for the website’s that receive a huge amount of traffic, advertisers pay you for impressions rather than sales or clicks! Check out Adtegrity for CPM Advertising.
Affiliate Sales Selling on commission depending on your niche can be a huge earner and is by far my biggest earner. You promote great products and then get great commissions. Affiliate networks include CJ.com and Clickbank.
Pay Per Click By far the easiest way to earn money from you website is getting paid per click you send to website’s. With programs such as Google Adsense and Netklix it’s so easy to add their code and start earning today.

To Your Blogging Success,

Jay

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