Think about thess.....

Great Thoughts about our life,.............


We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.


Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened


Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.


Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.



Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.


How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on


I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them



If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?



Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?



You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person


Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler


A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open

plz..don't think logical(just fun)....

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"


Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"...

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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"


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whats the opp of venky's..

venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)


Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.

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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath,
but he hasn' t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around ..

what can he do?




->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ' c' .

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how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
next one
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hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door


there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of
them turned out, except one. who was it and why??


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.the elephant... u put it in the refridgerator, remember

now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles
are there..so u can cross easily...

Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
whi ch animal and which brand?




Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
pasand!!!)



Suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose
u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something
away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the
load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he
is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
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guess why????????
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the elephant falls on him.......
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